Euphemisms for "Library"

I don't know why one should need a euphemism for "library", but here are several:

And here are some job titles for the people who work there:

Please let us know of any other coyly pseudonymous libraries you come across.
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Compiled by Richard Stevens and Ellie Clewlow.